Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
pope francis is changing everything
dont tell me how to live my life
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
i just submitted the bitchiest instructor evaluation for my finance class and i really hope someone reads it and takes it seriously because our professor sucks ass at teaching and needs to be fucking fired
Black-robed, gold-faced muses symbolizing Drama, Tragedy and Comedy on the facade of the National Drama Theatre in Vilnius, Lithuania
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description
How not to add to posts:
- omg so done
- im scREAMING
- if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
- I CANT
- thanks satan
- i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
- wow everyone on this website is so smooth
- if you dont reblog this im judging you
- i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
- literally me
- THIS IS SO ACCURATE
so i’m getting out of my truck today and i hear this horrible ripping sound as i step out and i think to myself, ‘no, my life couldn’t possibly be this anime’
as i reached back to check i find this
Loving the polka dots. Really. Actually loving them.
these are hearts
DISSER EVEN YOUR BOXERS ARE CUTE I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
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And stay safe girlies.